So you're going to use the "I know you are, but am I?" line? I criticize "paltry assignations" for being obviously pretentious and wordy, and you act like a four-year old and say I have a "pretentious attitude." Perhaps this is a language issue because "pretentious attitude" is redundant.

What a shame. You could have used these comments to say something interesting. Instead, you're just boring me. Bye-bye, troll.