Of course it's not really from the Gnostics. I wrote it.
I take it you think philosophy is comedic in its hubris. But do you know how hilarious your enthrallment to a superficial, literalistic, inerrantist, ahistorical reading of the Bible seems to the modern age?
I know you expect to be laughed at by the fools who say in their heart there's no God. But if you actually loved the Bible, you'd stop pretending the Bible can be understood without the historical-critical method.
Your profile says you're a lover of the Word. You do understand that Logos was a Greek philosophical concept that Christians appropriated, right?